Are YOU self-smart?

Think about it. But not too hard, if you know what I mean.

Sadie + Gyno - Stroller = Disaster

One time (this morning) I went to the gyno and forgot to bring Sadie's stroller along. Since Sadie is old enough to get angry when she's bored, and since the floors in the rooms are too dirty for Sadie to play on, I was forced to entertain her on my lap while we waited for the doctor. You know those pieces of paper they give to cover up your privates after you stip down naked? Sadie didn't think I should have to wear a shield because while we waiting she ripped it off me. So, there I sat, holding onto what was left of my shield to cover up my woman parts while Sadie squirmed in my lap. I tried to put off feeding her until after my appointment, but she wasn't having that. I thought maybe I could nurse her quickly before the doctor came in, which didn't work out as hoped. As I'm nursing Sadie, and as she's ripping my paper shield off more and more, my doctor starts to walk in. I'm nearly nude, holding pathetically onto what was left of my cover, so I panicked and shouted, "WAIT!!" My doctor must have been caught off guard because he shouted back, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!" At the time, the only way I could think to respond was to shout back, "I'M NAKED."

I hope we can all learn something from this. And I hope I can learn that when I share naked stories with strangers over that internet that I'm actually sharing naked stories with strangers over the internet.

Watching My Daughter Annoy Her Dad